From Beck, a friend who imagined WWJDINAZ (what would J do in AZ)
Officer: Name?
Jesus: Jesus
Officer: Last name?
Jesus: Christ
Officer: What are you doing here?
Jesus: Well, I’m a carpenter and fisherman, but mostly I just talk about love and peace. Oh and sometimes heal the sick.
Officer: Are you licensed in any of those trades?
Jesus: No, sir
Officer: U.S. Citizen? Where were you born?
Jesus: The Mideast, Bethlehem
Officer: Pennsylvania?
Jesus: Uh, no sir
Officer: OK so you weren’t born in the US, do you have your passport or birth certificate on you?
Jesus: No Sir, I’ve never had either one.
Officer: OK wise guy, let’s just start over. What is your father’s name?
Jesus: Oh, God….
